"It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at a monkey when he throws poop at you at the zoo... What does get me angry is the ridiculous, disingenuous defending of the poop-throwing monkey."

-- Jon Stewart

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“I didn't know people had that much water in them!”
“The bad things are that our financing of health care is really a moral morass. It is a moral morass in the sense that it signals to the doctors and hospitals that human beings have different values depending on their income status.”

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“Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father.”
“Part of living is understanding where the fringes are. Once you know how far people go, you can say, "Well, here's how I choose to represent myself."”
“What interested me was not news, but appraisal. What I sought was to grasp the flavor of a man, his texture, his impact, what he stood for, what he believed in, what made him what he was and what color he gave to the fabric of his time.”
“We are born charming fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.”
“Whenever I'm faced with a difficult decision, I ask myself, 'What would I do if I weren't afraid of making a mistake? Feeling rejected? looking foolish? Or being alone?' I know for sure that when you remove the fear, the answer that you've been searching for comes into focus and as you walk into your fear, you should know for sure that your deepest struggle can, if you're willing and open, produce your greatest strength.”
“Iâ€™m so worried that Iâ€™m going to perfect [my] technique someday. I have to say its unfortunate how many of my pictures do depend upon some technical error.”

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