"When I was a kid I went to Catholic school, and they used to drag us out to pro-life rallies and stuff full of crazy people."

-- Tim Heidecker

#Crazy Quotes #School Quotes #Kids Quotes

“I'm just one of the lucky people. I have no other reason for my longevity.”
“Set up as an ideal the facing of reality as honestly and as cheerfully as possible.”
“Hollywood is Hollywood. Thereâ€™s nothing you can say about it that isnâ€™t true, good or bad. And if you get into it, you have no right to be bitter â€” youâ€™re the one who sat down, and joined the game.”
“Nine in the box... that's a football term.”
“There's no conscious plan here; my whole life in politics as a state legislator and in Congress has been about strengthening the middle class.”
“Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them.”
“You know, we have a fiscal train wreck before us. And unless we act, and act deliberately, we're not going to enable our kids to have what we have. It's plain and simple as that.”
“The experience of getting my Kriya, which is the meditation process that I do, was very powerful for me - though, as I explain in the book, I was really suspect of that kind of thing.”

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