"I think men were destined to become homemakers. After all, who ever heard of "Ms. Clean" or the "Woman from Glad"?"

-- Randy Glasbergen

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“Lord, forgive the times I tried to read your mind.”

Source : Song: Trials Turned to Gold
“History is often the tale of small momentsâ€”chance encounters or casual decisions or sheer coincidenceâ€”that seem of little consequence at the time, but somehow fuse with other small moments to produce something momentous, the proverbial flapping of a butterflyâ€™s wings that triggers a hurricane.”

Source : Scott Anderson (2013). “Lawrence in Arabia: War, Deceit, Imperial Folly and the Making of the Modern Middle East”, p.89, Anchor
“The sexiest part of the body is the eyes. That's what I believe.”
“IMDB is ridiculous... First of all, they had me down as my height being 5ft 7ins. I'm 5ft 10ins. But now they've got me down as 6ft 1ins and three quarters. They also have me down as doing Voyage of the Dawn Treader. I wish they had me down as doing Francis Ford Coppola's next film. That would be a great rumour.”
“A holy man is a mighty weapon in the hands of God.”
“The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.”

Source : "In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-aged White Guy". Book by Adam Carolla, edition.cnn.com. 2010.
“If the Marines are abolished half the efficiency of the Navy will be destroyed. They are as necessary to the well being of a ship as the officers. Instead of decreasing the Corps, I would rather hope to see a large increase, for we feel the want of Marines very much.”
“I'm really happy that I got to work with such fresh talent. In a day when record companies are not particularly good at encouraging young, talented songwriters to come forward and get exposure, I think it's important to give tomorrow's songwriters the opportunity.”

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