"Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that."

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Aziz Ansari

#Sex Quotes #Hate Quotes #Dancing Quotes

“Every day that we spent not improving our products was a wasted day.”
“It would probably be too easy a cop out to say that just Republican males hate me. Though there's a large swath of them, for sure.”
“If love makes you sad, you acquire a little depth, a little compassion. If it makes you happy, you learn how to be joyous. Every relationship should color your soul to a certain degree, don't you think? Every friendship, every love affair - each one should build up the chambers of your heart the way a sea creature builds the chamber of his shell.”

Source : Sharon Shinn (1998). “Jovah's Angel”, p.257, Penguin
“I have introduced a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United and make it clear that the Congress and state legislatures do have the ability and the power to regulate and get corporate funding out of political campaigns.”

Source : Diane Ravitch (2011). “The Death and Life of the Great American School System: How Testing and Choice Are Undermining Education”, p.224, Basic Books
“Whoever tramples on the plea for justice temperately made in the name of peace only outrages peace and kills something fine in the heart of man which God put there when we got our manhood.”
“Be true to what you said on paper.”
“There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.”
“We try very quickly to show that we are not at war with the Iraqi people. We're trying to deal with the people who are indeed themselves at war with the Iraqi people.”

Source : "Bremer: Top Baath Party loyalists detained". www.cnn.com. June 18, 2003.

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