"I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories."

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Source : "Fictional character: Maury Ballstein". "Zoolander", www.imdb.com. 2001.

Jerry Stiller

#Memories Quotes #Size Quotes #Aging Quotes

“The remedy [for the Great Depression] is to give the workers access to the means of production, and let them produce for themselves, not for others, . . . the American way.”
“We only have to capture 1/10,000th of the solar energy landing on earth to completely satisfy all our energy needs.”
“What I've learned is that there is nothing in this life that does not fail to disappoint us, even our own deaths.”

Source : Joe Meno (2006). “The Boy Detective Fails”, p.56, Akashic Books
“I think that British girls have a very eclectic and unique style.”
“Tall poplars--human beings of this earth!”
“I love music, particularly Radiohead, TV on the Radio, The XX and Tribes - they're a great new band from Camden and well worth a look at.”

Source : "InStyle speaks to Luke Treadaway". Interview with Sarah Smith, www.instyle.co.uk. March 7, 2013.
“You can either make it come around or you can't. By the time we would be ready to record a song, we would know for sure that it was the best way we could do it.”
“If you really think that houses prices are going to go up next year and the year after, you feel if I don't buy it this year, I'm going to have to buy it next year. [...] And when somebody makes it very easy for you to do it by saying you don't really have to put up my money, you can lie about your income a little, or we'll give you 100 percent mortgage, you're going to do it, because everybody that's done it has been proven right. You have what they call social tools, and, you know, you're going to feel like an idiot if you didn't do it, because the house cost more.”

Source : "Warren Buffett: I Haven't Seen As Much Economic Fear In My Adult Lifetime - Charlie Rose Interview". Interview with Charlie Rose, www.cnbc.com. October 1, 2008.

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