"It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber."

-- Robert Fulghum

#Funny Quotes #Military Quotes #School Quotes

“What is strength without a double share of wisdom?”
“In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare.”
“My wife told me I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be.”
“Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life”
“And knowing what happens on average is a good place to start. By so doing, we insulate ourselves from the tendency to build our thinking - our daily decisions, our laws, our governance - on exceptions and anomalies rather than on reality”

Source : Steven D. Levitt, Stephen J. Dubner (2010). “SuperFreakonomics, Illustrated edition: Global Cooling, Patriotic Prostitutes, and Why Suicide Bombers Should Buy Life Insurance”, p.31, Harper Collins
“I'm not all that demanding, I don't think. My family might think otherwise.”
“I've never been one who enjoys maintaining the status quo. I'm always pushing for new ideas, whether it's in business or philanthropy.”
“In anger, you look ten years older.”

Source : Hedda Hopper (1952). “From under my hat”

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