"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

-- Rita Rudner

#Marriage Quotes #Children Quotes #Weekend Quotes

“People respected my experience, they hire me, they pay me what I am worth to coach their team.”
“Not far from the invention of fire must rank the invention of doubt.”

Source : "T. H. Huxley: Scientist, Humanist, and Educator". Book by Cyril Bibby, p. 257, 1950.
“Steeping my life in beauty brings color to my days and a song to my heart”
“The mind is never more highly gratified than in contemplating a natural landscape.”

Source : Henry Home (lord Kames.) (1817). “Elements of criticism [by H. Home].”, p.299
“Silence before being born, silence after death: life is nothing but noise between two unfathomable silences.”
“Since 1980, we've used reconciliation 22 times, and out of those times, Republicans used it 16 times. So, earth to my Republican friends, you can have your option but you cannot change these facts. They're in the Congressional Record”
“I love getting a smile out of my girlfriend - that makes me feel like I'm seen, or heard.”
“Dhyana is retaining one's tranquil state of mind in any circumstance, unfavorable as well as favorable, and not being disturbed or frustrated even when adverse conditions present themselves one after another.”

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