"A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings."

-- Irvin S. Cobb

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“The rumor that the state of my health will necessitate my resignation is entirely unfounded.”
“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”
“Neither federal nor state government acts compatibly with equal protection when a law or official policy denies to women, simply because they are women, full citizenship stature - equal opportunity to aspire, achieve, participate in and contribute to society based on their individual talents and capacities.”
“A millennium before Europeans were willing to divest themselves of the Biblical idea that the world was a few thousand years old, the Mayans were thinking of millions and the Hindus billions.”
“I believe that it is appropriate for young people in society to revisit Malcolm's journey and his role in history.”
“I respect newspapers, but the reality is that magazine 'photojournalism' is finished. They want illustrations, Photoshopped pictures of movie stars.”
“One must conclude that, contrary to the established and current wisdom, a scenario describing the genesis of life on earth by chance and natural causes which can be accepted on the basis of fact and not faith has not been written.”
“Saddam Hussein wrote the book on human rights violations.”

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