"We have all been empowered by the web: everyone with a keyboard can now effectively broadcast to a national audience. In a sense, it puts each of us on the same footing as the major media conglomerates, except for AOL, who now apparently own all our thoughts and teeth."

-- John Hodgman

#Media Quotes #Teeth Quotes #Keyboards Quotes

“Who would ever care to do brave deed, Or strive in virtue others to excel, If none should yield him his deserved meed Due praise, that is the spur of doing well? For if good were not praised more than ill, None would choose goodness of his own free will.”
“More helpful than all wisdom is one draught of simple human pity that will not forsake us.”
“She said I do on day 482, and gave me a son on day 761.”
“Iâ€™m tighter than face lifts and flyer than spaceships.”
“There have been men before â€¦ who got so interested in proving the existence of God that they came to care nothing for God himselfâ€¦ as if the good Lord had nothing to do but to exist. There have been some who were so preoccupied with spreading Christianity that they never gave a thought to Christ.”
“When I grew up, we had no babysitters and nobody every observed us. People don't parent like that today. They're very hands-on; kids are constantly being supervised.”
“To theology, ... only what it holds sacred is true, whereas to philosophy, only what holds true is sacred.”

Source : Ludwig Feuerbach (1967). “Lectures on the essence of religion”
“Anxiety is secretive. He does not trust anyone, not even his friends, Worry, Terror, Doubt and Panic ... He likes to visit me late at night when I am alone and exhausted. I have never slept with him, but he kissed me on the forehead once, and I had a headache for two years.”

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