"He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time."

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Source : Eugene Field, Peter Pauper Press (1966). “A comic primer”

Eugene Field

#Sarcastic Quotes #Baby Quotes #Mean Quotes

“You must have complete determination. The worst opponent you can come across is one whose aim has become an obsession.”
“It is difficult for a student to pick a good teacher, but it is more difficult for a teacher to pick a good student.”
“If truth were a crayon and it was up to me to put a wrapper on it and name it's color, I know just what I would call it-dinosaur skin.”
“I've been in California for about 15 years now. You're always in your car and insulated. I miss New York so much.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“I think everyone in the world is friends if you can only get them to see you don't want to be un-friends.”

Source : E. Nesbit (2004). “7 Books in 1: The Railway Children, Five Children and It, The Phoenix and the Carpet, The Story of the Amulet, The Story of the Treasure-Seekers, The Would-Be-Goods”, p.44, Shoes & Ships & Sealing Wax
“Just because you're breathing, doesn't mean you're alive.”
“We want to infuse our day with good habits so that we can turn seemingly mundane situations into a ceremony of goodness.”
“I blame Riley for my broken thumb, not Matt Geiger. That ain't defense Miami is playing. That's just chopping. I have no idea how his team gets away with it. I guess when you've been in the league 30 years you can do it. Respect, he gets it - he's like John Gotti.”

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