"I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh."

-- Allen Carr

#Fall Quotes #People Quotes #Laughing Quotes

“Every morning our newspapers could read, 'More than 20,000 people perished yesterday of extreme poverty.' How? The poor die in hospital wards that lack drugs, in villages that lack antimalarial bed nets, in houses that lack safe drinking water. They die namelessly, without public comment. Sadly, sad stories rarely get written.”
“And they all have pretty chilrden, And the children go to school, And the children to go summer camp, And then to the university, Where they are put in bozes And they come out all the same. - Malvina Reynolds”
“one tends to suspect others of what one is guilty of oneself. The unfaithful wife is quick to suspect the husband of infidelity.”
“It takes many years to be a great comedian.”
“Muslims are right to be angry.”
“The right wing conservatives think itâ€™s a decision that you can be cured with some treatment and religion.//Manmade rewiring of a predisposition//Oh no here we go, America the brave still fears what we don't know//But we paraphrase a book written 3500 years ago, I don't knowâ€¦”
“Why did Mama say that? Had Papa made her angry again? He made her angry a lot. Gran said it was on account of his "hores." One time Celia asked Nurse what a ***** was, and Nurse paddled her and told her that was a bad word. Then why did Papa have them?”

Source : Sabrina Jeffries (2012). “A Lady Never Surrenders”, p.2, Simon and Schuster
“I really don't care what the other team thinks. I don't care what their fans think. If they hate me, great. Hate me. We'll just keep winning, I'll keep scoring and we'll move on.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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