"I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that."

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Source : Jim Benton (2013). “Dear Dumb Diary #11: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers”, p.53, Scholastic

Jim Benton

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“I think it's important that people stand up for what they believe in. It's important that people discuss things.”
“To reach me, you must move to me. Your attack offers me an opportunity to intercept you.”
“. . . God is too busy making the sun come up and go down and watching so the moon floats just right in the sky to be concerned with color . . . only man wants always God should be there to condemn this one and save that one. Always it is man who wants to make heaven and hell. God is too busy training the bees to make honey and every morning opening up all the new flowers for business.”
“I don't think I ever thought of myself as Superman. But there were people who thought of me that way, and maybe I believed them a little.”
“God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.”
“The wretched Artist himself is alternatively the lowest worm that ever crawled when no fire is in him; or the loftiest God that ever sand when the fire is going.”
“The play is done; the curtain drops, Slow falling to the prompter's bell A moment yet the actor stops And looks around to say farewell.”
“I'm not an artist that makes singles, I'm an artist that makes albums, and it's a totally different thing.”

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