"Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement."

-- Dan Quayle

#Funny Quotes #Loss Quotes #Politics Quotes

“Gwen?" "Yes." "You know why we have to be together, don't you?" "..." "I'm your selkie.”

Source : Terri Farley (2010). “Seven Tears into the Sea”, p.194, Simon and Schuster
“Sure, everything is ending," Jules said, "but not yet.”

Source : Jennifer Egan (2010). “A Visit from the Goon Squad”, p.100, Anchor
“For girls, something that accentuates the curves looks sexy. It can be a dress, it can be jeans, it can be a tank top, who cares!”

Source : "Brody Jenner Talks About Love". Seventeen Interview, www.seventeen.com. December 21, 2007.
“Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.”
“After reading Eminem's autobiography, which I did because I'm so interested in him as an artist, I respect him a lot. Even though he seems angry and mad, he's had to fight so many demons in his life.”
“Helsinki isn't all that bad. It's a very nice city, and it's cold really only in wintertime.”
“One has so much time for thought in the country! However occupied one may be, 'tis with nothing that engrosses the mind, which works away on its own account like a mill-wheel.”

Source : Eugénie de Guérin (1866). “Letters”, p.60
“Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they are obtained in the right way they may not be possessed.”

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