"Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying."

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Source : 10 funniest jokes from the Edinburgh festival fringe 2014, www.theguardian.com. August 18, 2014.

Scott Capurro

#Running Quotes #Scotland Quotes #Oil Quotes

“I think there are certain technical things about acting that change between working in film and television. Everything definitely slows down and we have more time in film.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“A true friend sees past your excuses to the real reason it's not your fault.”
“America is great, because America is free.”
“Because when does anybody really grow up? I mean, I feel more grown up now, more in a place of solidity and peace. But I think a lot of people take on these roles as parents, or husband or wife, and immediately think 'That's it. I'm grown up now. Done.'”
“Azhar Usman is a true original and will laugh the hate right out of you.”
“The notion is called wabi-sabi life, like the cherry blossom, it is beautiful because of its impermanence, not in spite of it, more exquisite for the inevitability of loss.”
“I think if you get your fifth script made, that's the fast track. But there's no guarantee any of them will get made.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Time is the substance from which I am made. Time is a river which carries me along, but I am the river; it is a tiger that devours me, but I am the tiger; it is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire.”

Source : "Other Inquisitions". Book by Jorge Luis Borges, 1952.

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