"The beautiful thing about faking a news show is the topicality is delayed."

-- Jon Stewart

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“Women diet to retain their girlish figures or their boyish husbands.”
“I don't think liberals in the media are really that much different from liberals outside the media.”

Source : "Bernie Goldberg on Possibility of Hillary Clinton Challenging Obama in 2012". "The O'Reilly Factor" with Bill O'Reilly, www.foxnews.com. July 12, 2010.
“Manchester United is still in my heart. Disappointed they didn't win the title but they are still the kings of Premier League.”
“If I lose the ball, I lose it trying to do the right thing. That's the way it is.”

Source : "Frank Lampard draws on past wins over Barça to plot Spain conquest" by Richard Williams, www.theguardian.com. November 11, 2011.
“Actors make less than you think.”
“Congress's definition of torture in those laws - the infliction of severe mental or physical pain - leaves room for interrogation methods that go beyond polite conversation.”
“I know many of the critics and I don't think of them as God-like figures. What can they do to hurt me? Sure, I might be slightly embarrassed for a day, but then you just go your own way.”
“You must learn to see, what you are looking at”

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