"A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes."

-- Alan Coren

#Morning Quotes #Rough Day Quotes #Harder Quotes

“If you are not able to provide security for your own country, how can you guarantee liberties?”
“Life belongs to man, but the meaning of life is beyond him.”
“The best visual effects are when you shoot as much of what you can in camera. And it's really good for the actor's performance to have something real.”
“Worry is discounting possible future sorrows so that the individual may have present misery.”
“These people who come to Comic-Con and dress up - all across the country, the rest of the population who doesn't understand are scoffing at them.”
“The fans are especially amazing in Mexico. You look out your window, and there are fans that stay out there all night long.”

Source : "Drake Bell Dishes On His New Album!". Interview with Kara McGrath, www.seventeen.com. July 8, 2011.
“I supported Barack Obama originally. I supported him for reelection and the alternative of a Mitt Romney is very, very clear to everybody. And I think the president has done a good job in a number of areas. But one area that has concerned me from day one has been his reliance on Wall Street type people in terms of financial matters.”
“Thanks to decades of accumulated federal budget deficits and, more significantly, imprudent Medicare and Social Security policies, we've stolen almost $60 trillion from our children.”

Source : "Stop Stealing From Our Kids" by Steven Rattner, opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com. March 14, 2013.

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