"It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw."

-- Joey Comeau

#Crazy Quotes #Glasses Quotes #Half Quotes

“We must also teach science not as the bare body of fact, but more as human endeavor in its historic context-in the context of the effects of scientific thought on every kind of thought. We must teach it as an intellectual pursuit rather than as a body of tricks.”
“If I can't get a mental image from the song, I won't sing it.”
“His love of danger, his intense appreciation of the drama of an adventure--all the more intense for being held tightly in--his consistent view that every peril in life is a form of sport, a fierce game betwixt you and Fate, with Death as a forfeit, made him a wonderful companion at such hours.”
“What treaty that the whites have kept has the red man broken? Not one.”
“Joining the Liberal Party was a no-brainer for me... And when you are a young man, you don't get a calculator out saying, 'Am I going to get to power?' You get propelled forward by idealism.”
“It would have been easier to fight alone with inadequate forces than to have to accept...responsibility for our ally's lack of fighting qualities and dubious loyalty.”
“On days when the sky is grey, the sun has not disappeared forever.”
“The fancies of wine are authentic events.”

Source : Italo Svevo (2015). “Zeno's Conscience”, p.231, Vintage

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