"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion."

-- Spike Milligan

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“I had nearly finished school because I was making effort not that bad on that. But there was a law in Germany after the war. You could not make your final examination before 18, so lots of people who were late because of the way had to do it first.”
“I don't have any problems in life, just situations.”
“All organisms vary, and it's just folk knowledge. You just have to look around a room of people, and everybody knows that it's true. Darwin didn't know the mechanism of heredity, but you don't have to. You just need to know the fact of it.”
“Speaking with many young people, they act like their virginity is something you have to turn the page very quickly on. "It's done."”

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“Let us remember the loving-kindness of the Lord and rehearse His deeds of grace. Let us open the volume of recollection, which is so richly illuminated with memories of His mercy, and we will soon be happy.”
“Parents giving the keys to the car act as if they are giving the keys to the kingdom.”
“Of course. You get everything from books.”
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

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