"I think serial monogamy says it all."

-- Tracey Ullman

#Funny Quotes #Life Quotes #Witty Quotes

“A mediocre season for Nelson Piquet as he is now known and always has been.”
“The fierce pulsation of resurgent pride that disclaims servitude may one day cease to throb in the heart of Ireland - but the heart of Ireland will that day be dead. While Ireland lives, the brain and the brawn of her manhood will strive to destroy the last vestige of British rule in her territory”
“Right now I'm just delighted to be alive and to have had a nice long bath.”
“Iâ€™m assuming youâ€™re as mystified by this as the rest of us, Rasputin. No. Iâ€™m not. I have been planning to destroy the Breakworld since I was a child. [silence] This is why I donâ€™t make so many jokes. I never know when is good.”
“In the end, every scheme and every science is justified by itself or it is not justified at all.”
“The expectations of the viewer are what you're asking about. And the expectations of the viewer are manifold. However, they are very fixed, given who I am in the world. People have certain expectations of me as an artist.”
“Of one thing the investor can be certain: A large company's need to bring in a new chief executive from the outside is a damning sign of something basically wrong with the existing management - no matter how good the surface signs may have been as indicated by the most recent earnings statement.”
“Every cent we earn from Crocodile Hunter goes straight back into conservation. Every single cent.”

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