"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."

-- Oscar Wilde

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“How blessed to know that when the world hates us, God loves us!”
“Be who you really are.”
“The biggest piece of advice that I give young comedians is: If it's your goal to get where I'm at, go do something else. Because you'll never get here. Never. The odds are so bad. Because not only do you have to be a really, really strong comedian but you also have to be lucky. And most people don't get that combination.”

Source : Source: www.dead-frog.com
“I think maybe ten years from now, I'm hopefully going to be, in like, Tahiti or something. Kicking back like in my huge mansion, if everything goes right, it's all up to me.”

Source : "Me, Myself and I". Documentary, www.imdb.com. 1989.
“Let us teach our people again to be proud that they are Filipinos. Let us teach them to realize anew that being a Filipino means having as rich and noble a heritage of language, culture, patriotism and heroic deeds as any nation on earth. Let us teach a steadfast faith in Divine Providence, a stable family institution, the unhampered enjoyment of civil liberties, the advantages of constitutional government, the potentials of a rich and spacious land.”
“Well, over the years, I've developed a stable of songs of which I'm known for and never get tired of singing.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The vision always precedes the realization”
“There are no limits to what you can create for you, because your ability to think is unlimited! But you cannot create other people's lives for them. You cannot think for them, and if you try to force your opinions on others you will only attract like forces to you. So let all others create the life they want.”

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