"In my perfect world order, it is cold all the time. Everyone wears sweaters and drinks coffee. People don't speak to each other; they read the newspaper. There is no loud music, and cats are in charge."

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Source : Michael Showalter (2011). “Mr. Funny Pants”, p.117, Hachette UK

Michael Showalter

#Coffee Quotes #Cat Quotes #Order Quotes

“Three American presidents-Dwight D. Eisenhower, John F. Kennedy, and Lyndon B. Johnson-have asked the question: What do we get from aiding Pakistan? Five-Jimmy Carter, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Barack Obama-have wondered aloud whether Pakistan's leaders can be trusted to keep their word.”

Source : Husain Haqqani (2013). “Magnificent Delusions: Pakistan, the United States, and an Epic History of Misunderstanding”, p.2, PublicAffairs
“I think being compassionate of each other's lives and issues is nonnegotiable when it comes to friendships. We're all going through different stages and issues, and as I get older, I'm trying to lean into that.”

Source : Source: www.sheknows.com
“Maximise the alternative forms in which a user might receive a service, and the alternative sources of supply.”
“For six months I'd do movies and make it all about me. Then the other six months, it's not about me and it doesn't matter what my hair looks like or what anything looks like.”
“A practical help in keeping your personal purity unblemished in your relations with other people is to begin to see them as God does. Say to yourself, â€œThat man or that woman is perfect in Christ Jesus! That friend or that relative is perfect in Christ Jesus!”
“Even if you feel like your debt is just never going to go away, think long and hard before declaring bankruptcy. Declaring bankruptcy means that getting a loan for anything will be next to impossible for the next 10 years.”

Source : "Just in Time for Graduation: 6 Steps to Attack Credit Card Debt" by Alexa Von Tobel, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 20, 2010.
“I wanted to become me, totally me. The more me, the better. I instinctively knew this and I was right.”
“If anybody dared say wrestling was fake, you'd punch 'em. And you never used the word show. If you used the word show it was an insult.”

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