"My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality."

-- Tracy Morgan

#Reality Quotes #Turkeys Quotes #Sense Of Humor Quotes

“On some planet, I probably could have been a lawyer. On some planet, I could have been somebody in advertising.”
“If we wish to know about a man, we ask 'what is his story--his real, inmost story?'--for each of us is a biography, a story. Each of us is a singular narrative, which is constructed, continually, unconsciously, by, through, and in us--through our perceptions, our feelings, our thoughts, our actions; and, not least, our discourse, our spoken narrations. Biologically, physiologically, we are not so different from each other; historically, as narratives--we are each of us unique.”
“It is support that sustains us on the journey we've started.”
“The press must speak out and, if the occasion arises, raise bloody hell.”
“You Can Meet Someone Who Can Change Your Life In The Space Of A Year, In The Space Of A Month Or A Week.”
“The Second Amendment's language and historical and philosophical background demonstrated that it was designed to guarantee individuals the possession of certain kinds of arms for three purposes: (1) crime prevention or what we would today describe as self-defense; (2) national defense; and (3) preservation of individual liberty...”
“The idea of perfection can be a tyrant you should overthrow, to gain your freedom.”

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“The seeker embarks on a journey to find what he wants and discovers, along the way, what he needs.”

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