"Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it."

-- Jules Renard

#Humor Quotes #Looks Quotes #Ridiculous Quotes

“Now, what does a vampire do with a computer? Keep track of investments? Send e-mail to other vampires as you all plot to take over the world?â€ â€œI spend a lot of time on Wikipedia making corrections to the entries of historical figures Iâ€™ve known.â€ I blinked at him. â€œReally?â€ â€œNo, Kitty. That was a joke.”
“Crowds of questions stream through me like lines of people exiting a soccer ground or a concert. They push and shove and trip. Some make their way around. Some remain in their seats, waiting for their opportunity.”
“Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.”
“I find afflictions to be good for me. I have always found them so. Afflictions are happy means in the hands of the Holy Spirit to subdue my corruptions, my pride, my evil passions, my inordinate love to the creature. Afflictions soften my hard heart, bring me to my knees, increase faith, increase love, increase humility, increase self-denial. Afflictions make me poor in spirit, and nothing in my own eyes.”
“If you're going to win the Premier League, you're going to have to finish ahead of Chelsea and Manchester City.”
“Nicaragua is becoming the least expensive Caribbean destination.”

Source : Arthur Frommer (2009). “Ask Arthur Frommer: And Travel Better, Cheaper, Smarter”, p.329, John Wiley & Sons
“Owen is the most Hitchcockian preschooler I ever met. He's three. He knows maybe ninety word and one of them is 'crypt'?”
“Because it is there [famous explanation for wanting to climb Mount Everest].”

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