"Heaven must be populated with some rather strange creatures if all they lived for was to go to a place where they can strum harps for eternity."

-- Anton Szandor LaVey

#Heaven Quotes #Strange Quotes #Eternity Quotes

“Marriage. The beginning and the end are wonderful. But the middle part is hell.”
“Male bonobos really don't fit the human male ideal.”
“Sin with the multitude, and your responsibility and guilt are as great and as truly personal, as if you alone had done the wrong”
“Suffering is part and parcel of the human condition, but suffering can either embitter or ennoble us. It can ennoble us and become a spirituality of transformation when we find meaning in it.”
“Faustus: Stay, Mephistopheles, and tell me, what good will my soul do thy lord? Mephistopheles: Enlarge his kingdom. Faustus: Is that the reason he tempts us thus? Mephistopheles: Solamen miseris socios habuisse doloris. (It is a comfort to the wretched to have companions in misery)”
“I realized that in those nine seasons I started out at about 225 pounds and I felt, you know, full figured fabulous woman but in those seasons I gained 75 pounds up to over 300 pounds all in front of the nation.”
“I tell everyone that I have 25,000 assistant coaches. If I want to know something, I just go to the grocery store.'”
“It's really cool to get these guests on the show BoJack Horseman: not just actors, but, "Can I get Jonathan Lethem on my weird talking horse cartoon show to talk about how growing up in Brooklyn, he always dreamed of being a ringtone?"”

You may also like: