"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."

-- Woody Allen

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Cheating Quotes

“Theres no mystery-the EMU Club is a hit! This is a fun, funny adventure that kids will love to read.”
“Growing up in Texas, you were either pretty or smart. Smart didnt get you very far, because there werent too many job opportunities for women. I wondered why you couldnt be both.”
“If we are inclined to forget how much there is in the world besides that which we anticipate, then works of art are perhaps a little to blame, for in them we find at work the same process of simplification or selection as in the imagination.”
“I know the strengths and weaknesses of my teammates. I make my passing decisions accordingly”
“Common grace curbs the destructive power of sin, maintains in a measure the moral order of the universe, thus making an orderly life possible, distributes in varying degrees gifts and talents among men, promotes the development of science and art, and showers untold blessings upon the children of men.”

Source : Louis Berkhof (0101). “Systematic Theology”, p.551
“We should not give up and say that the situation is hopeless. There is still our conscience, there is still the memory of the victims of this war, there is still our duty to try and prevent further bloodshed. We have to prosecute all the perpetrators of war crimes and crimes against humanity.”
“What is behind homosexual marriage. It's really more about the destruction of the traditional family than about exalting homosexuality, because you need to destroy also loyalty to the family.”
“I got so passionate about technology. Hacking to me was like a video game. It was about getting trophies. I just kept going on and on, despite all the trouble I was getting into, because I was hooked.”

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