"If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately, most crackers get over that once they're through puberty."

-- Jamie Zawinski

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“The more games you get, the more confidence you gain. I started to set the bar high for myself.”
“I think that it's really important to go away and come back.”
“Seek to make life henceforth a consecrated thing; that so, when the sunset is nearing, with its murky vapors and lowering skies, the very clouds of sorrow may be fringed with golden light. Thus will the song in the house of your pilgrimage be always the truest harmony. It will be composed of no jarring, discordant notes; but with all its varied tones will form one sustained, life-long melody; dropped for a moment in death, only to be resumed with the angels, and blended with the everlasting cadences of your Father's house.”

Source : "Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers". Book by Josiah Hotchkiss Gilbert, p. 159, 1895.
“Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!”
“Nudity in the flesh doesn't bother me. But having my mind uncovered - that scares the hell out of me.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“For years I have been going to the South of France to cool out.”

Source : Interview with Cheri Sicard, fabulousfoods.com. August 06, 2007.
“According to the Tax Foundation, the average American worker works 127 days of the year just to pay his taxes. That means that government owns 36 percent of the average American's output-which is more than feudal serfs owed the robber barons. That 36 percent is more than the average American spends on food, clothing and housing. In other words, if it were not for taxes, the average American's living standard would at least double.”
“Sometimes I wonder will God ever forgive us for what we've done to each other? Then I look around and I realize God left this place a long time ago.”

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