"Too many kids today are playing major league ball and don't belong there."

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Joe DiMaggio

#Kids Quotes #League Quotes #Balls Quotes

“I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny”
“In a chemistry class there was a guy sitting in front of me doing what looked like a jigsaw puzzle or some really weird kind of thing. He told me he was writing a computer program.”
“Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!”
“I noticed whenever you call information, 411, there's always a computer voice, and they go, 'What number would you like? City and state, please.' 'Yeah, I'd like the number of Macy's in Century City, California.' 'Did you say 'pretzel nuggets'?”
“They have eating dogs for the anorexic now.”
“I'm in love with college football. I have such a blast with it.”
“There is nothing that anyone can say to prepare you for childbirth. Each woman's experience is so different; you never know how it will be for you!”
“Gold is Caesar's treasure, man is God's; thy gold hath Caesar's image, and thou hast God's.”

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