"If Edison was worried about his candle customers, he would have never invented the light bulb."

-- Nathan Fielder

#Light Quotes #Worried Quotes #Bulbs Quotes

“I wanted to marry a girl just like my mom.”
“By the late 70s conservatism was becoming more corporate on the one hand, more theocratic on the other. In reaction to the 60s, conservatism was more about order than freedom, more about conformity than singularity.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“I'm still a person, a human being, no matter what religion I am.”
“Always remain close to the Catholic Church, because it alone can give you true peace, since it alone possesses Jesus in the Blessed Sacrament, the true Prince of Peace.”
“Prosthetics just felt very foreign to me: You wear them on your shoulders, strap them to your chest, and they're heavy and uncomfortable. If someone gave you a hug, you'd miss that touch. They were more like a cage for me.”

Source : Source: www.marieclaire.com
“Let us leave good sense behind like a hideous husk and let us hurl ourselves, like fruit spiced with pride, into the immense mouth and breast of the world! Let us feed the unknown, not from despair, but simply to enrich the unfathomable reservoirs of the Absurd!”
“I'm not really dying today. No person ever died that had a family. I'll be around a long time. A thousand years from now, a whole township of my offspring will be biting sour apples in the gumwood shade.”
“From little pain you flinch away but great pain must be embraced.”

Source : Willa Gibbs (1953). “Seed of Mischief”

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