"I talk about stuff like my Blackberry, Lost, the internet, music, etc. so I guess that leads to the "nerd" moniker. But I don't get it that much to be honest. I guess its better than being labeled a "racist" comedian."

-- Aziz Ansari

#Comedian Quotes #Nerd Quotes #Etc Quotes

“When someone falls asleep on your chest, but the one really falling is you.”
“I get more choices of things, projects, which is a blessing and a curse. I can only do one at a time. Sometimes you don't know which way to go.”
“You must surrender whatever preconceptions you have about music if you're really interested in it.”
“Proper praying is like a person who wanders through a field gathering flowers-one by one, until they make a beautiful bouquet. In the same manner, a person must gather each letter, each syllable, to form them into words of prayer.”
“My wearing my hair in locs on an Oscar red carpet was to showcase them in a positive light, to remind people of color that our hair is good enough.”
“Of course, there are a lot of ways you can treat the blues, but it will still be the blues.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“Keep doing what you've been doing and you will keep getting what you've been getting!”
“You're kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn't that the international language for smart people?"-Shane (Glass Houses)”

Source : Rachel Caine (2006). “Glass Houses: The Morganville Vampires”, p.149, Penguin

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