"It's a place where I could do something on a weekly basis and see if I like it."

-- Macaulay Culkin

“You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.”

Source : Interview with Nathan Rabin, www.avclub.com. June 18, 2003.
“I guess all we have left are awesome dreams.”
“Thereâ€™s more to being a warrior than killing. A true warrior â€” the best warrior â€” isnâ€™t cruel or mean. He doesnâ€™t claw an enemy who canâ€™t fight back. Whereâ€™s the honor in that?”
“I can't climb very seriously now but I was a bit of a freak.”
“Let my epitaph be, "Here lies Joseph, who failed in everything he undertook."”
“Companies who have been able to groom CEOs internally have done significantly better. We came to the conclusion that the quality of several of the reviewed internal candidates was so high that it did not merit to go outside.”
“When we mistake words for reality, we are subject to the tyranny of words.”
“If women took up arms to defend their reproductive rights, the GOP would ban assault rifles yesterday.”

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