"Famous designers think nothing of putting their names on your clothing, but would have the servants set the dogs on you if you ever tried to put your name on their clothing."

-- Dave Barry

#Dog Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Someone creates a trick, many people perfect it, but its final success in front of an audience depends on the person who presents it.”
“It is no longer a question anywhere of inventing interconnections from out of our brains, but of discovering them in the facts.”
“I always just wanted to be the singer or the bass player in the band. I'd love to have a band, where I was obviously the singer, but where it wasn't me, it wasn't my name.”
“Existence itself is nothing if not an amazement. Good poems restore amazement.”

Source : "Poet Jane Hirshfield On How To Read Poetry And Restore ‘Amazement’". Interview with Claire Fallon, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 20, 2015.
“The surest thing about me is that I will change my mind.”
“I cannot live without children.”
“Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious.”

Source : 'The Young Visiters' (1919) ch. 3
“Only part of us is sane: only part of us loves pleasure and the longer day of happiness, wants to live to our nineties and die in peace, in a house that we built, that shall shelter those who come after us. The other half of us is nearly mad. It prefers the disagreeable to the agreeable, loves pain and its darker night despair, and wants to die in a catastrophe that will set back life to its beginnings and leave nothing of our house save its blackened foundations.”

Source : Rebecca West (2010). “Black Lamb and Grey Falcon: A Journey Through Yugoslavia”, p.818, Open Road Media

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