"We lead in exporting jobs."

-- Dan Quayle

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“Sometimes the small pleasures in life are the sweetest.”
“Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie.”
“My mind's monumental, my pen is penetration That produce words that bleed on the pad like menstruation”
“The audience is the most revered member of the theater. Without an audience, there is no theater. Everything done is ultimately for the enjoyment of the audience. They are our guests, fellow players, and the last spoke in the wheel which can then begin to roll. They make the performance meaningful.”
“I don't think people have been able to deal with the fact that African American filmmakers can make movies about life and relationships.”
“And we think that our citizens and yours would be very angry if they thought that we hadnt taken every possible step for prevention and then for joint action in the likelihood of those who threaten our lives and our well- being, taking action at the same time.”

Source : "Interview with British Home Secretary David Blunkett". "CNN Live on Location" with Judy Wiidruff, www.cnn.com. April 3, 2003.
“I dreamed that I was being raped by Freddy Mercury.”
“I'm energetic and passionate about the needs - the things we need to fix. I don't feel old, I don't feel like yesterday's news”

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