"Hey ! Ain t it glorious to be living?"

“First time you hear something, it sounds outlandish and broken and like it doesn't make sense. But once it's been in your head awhile it's as if the other thoughts in there wriggle out of the way to give it some room.”

Source : "The Lonely Dead". Book by Michael Marshall Smith, 2004.

“Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.”

“I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.”

“Yes, I travel in unusual circles. George Osborne and his wife Frances are my cousins.”

“Men are more salary-sensitive when they're choosing a job.”

“I change my mind so much, I'm better going on my own. Shopping is a selfish activity anyway.”

“I really don't know how to be anyone else, and whenever I try to be anyone else, I fail miserably. Or I disappoint myself. It doesn't build my self-esteem, and it doesn't help me grow me at all.”

“Robbie Keane's not the second choice, he's my first choice. But Jermain Defoe is as well.”