"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose."

-- Rita Rudner

#Broken Heart Quotes #Heartbroken Quotes #Breakup Quotes

“Don't change the world, change worlds.”
“At least I had that, one guy understood me.”
“They say stay in the lines, but there's always something better on the other side.”
“If war comes upon us, it will come as a thief in the night”
“I applied for the University of Life. Didn't get the grades.”

Source : David Nicholls (2004). “A Question of Attraction: A Novel”, p.159, Villard
“Photography, to me, is the dewdrop that reflects my inner and outer worlds simultaneously.”
“Self-reflection is the gateway to freedom. It also brings greater appreciation and enjoyment. We begin to enjoy spending time with our own mind, and we enjoy reflecting on our experience of the teachings. Like the sun emerging from behind the clouds, the teachings of the dharma become clear.”
“I think the future is whatever I'm willing to make it.”

Source : "David Cook is running on coffee, adrenaline". www.today.com. May 22, 2008.

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