"If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again."

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Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Stan Laurel

#Funeral Quotes #Cry Quotes #Speak Quotes

“As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit.”

Source : "Bobby Lee On Comedy, Survival And Being ‘A Big, Sweaty Ball Of Flesh’". Interview With Greg Archer, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 18, 2013.
“In this generation, along with the dominating traits, the recessive ones also reappear, their individuality fully revealed, and they do so in the decisively expressed average proportion of 3:1, so that among each four plants of this generation three receive the dominating and one the recessive characteristic.”

Source : "Experiments on Plant Hybrids" (1865)
“If all time is eternally present, all time is unredeemable”
“As a Christian, as an individual, as a doctor, I am absolutely opposed to the death penalty.”
“If you truly want to become a better you, it is imperative that you learn to feel good about yourself.”

Source : Joel Osteen (2012). “It's Your Time and Become a Better You Boxed Set”, p.87, Simon and Schuster
“I've always seemed to have my best performances when I'm under the most pressure.”
“Nothing seems crueler--or more ironic--than these upper crusters who never pay a dime for their high-priced shrinks or reflexology sessions to call those who just want that tumor removed from their uterus a bunch of commies. Well, the revolution is at hand and let's hope all those uninsured commies give the rich such a headache that a whole bottle of Advil won't be enough to take the pain way.”
“The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like theyâ€™re not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, â€˜If youâ€™d done that in the movie, youâ€™d have won an Oscar, girl.â€™”

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