"Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women."

-- Colin Mochrie

#Husband Quotes #Wife Quotes #Married Quotes

“I told you that I love you, I was only telling a lie. I'll be long gone come the crack of dawn and I believe the word is goodbye.”
“I've sort of escaped my background, as people often do, through art and culture.”
“I swear to you on any kind of sacred whateverthefuck you favor: if I live through this I will absolutely start taking your advice." "That'll look nice on your headstone.”
“The American people have now spoken, but it's going to take a little while to determine what they've said.”
“Make sure you pick good people to build your business with, as they'll determine 80 percent of your success.”
“Knowledge is a polite word for dead but not buried imagination.”
“Persistence is incredibly important. Persistence proves to the person you're trying to reach that you're passionate about something, that you really want something.”
“That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record”

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