"I intend to live forever, or die trying."

-- Groucho Marx

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“I feel like a Mac store! I have a Canadian iPhone, an American iPhone and an iPad. I'm constantly downloading music to iTunes.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Teenage girls, please donâ€™t worry about being super popular in high school, or being the best actress in high school, or the best athlete. Not only do people not care about any of that the second you graduate, but when you get older, if you reference your successes in high school too much, it actually makes you look kind of pitiful, like some babbling old Tennessee Williams character with nothing else going on in her current life. What Iâ€™ve noticed is that almost no one who was a big star in high school is also big star later in life. For us overlooked kids, itâ€™s so wonderfully fair.”
“When you plan something, it never works.”

Source : Interview with Jim White, www.theguardian.com. February 24, 2002.
“It is better to lose everything you have to keep the balance of justice level, than to live a life of petty privilege devoid of true freedom.”
“Once serious political dialogue has begun, the international community can assume that we have achieved genuine progress along the road to real democratisation.”
“I honestly don't have a lot of friends that are actors. Most of my friends I've known since sixth grade and are out of the industry. It gives me a sense of reality rather than surrounding myself with a bunch of actors.”
“I've learned that no matter what I do, people are going to have their opinions.”
“I'm like a child trying to do everything, say everything and be everything all at once.”

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