"You got all your friends, I got a TV set."

“If we do our deficit spending on weapons, at least we get weapons. Then if we need weapons, we have them. If we don't need them, no harm is done.”

“If there's another world, he lives in bliss; if there is none, he made the best of this.”

“Well, love is insanity. The ancient Greeks knew that. It is the taking over of a rational and lucid mind by delusion and self-destruction. You lose yourself, you have no power over yourself, you can't even think straight.”

Source : Marilyn French (2011). “The Women's Room”, p.347, Simon and Schuster

“Mix me with violence, blend me with peace, Combine me with hate, and I can't face defeat.”

Source : Song: Someone To Love Me

“We are ultimately alone in that we are ultimately responsible for ourselves.”

“Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.”

Source : "The Stars of Jackass 3D On God, Cancer, and Homosexuality". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.vanityfair.com. October 14, 2010.

“If, to expose the fraud and imposition of monarchy . . . to promote universal peace, civilization, and commerce, and to break the chains of political superstition, and raise degraded man to his proper rank; if these things be libellous . . . let the name of libeller be engraved on my tomb”

“Squander your riches far from this unfeeling body to which no season, either spiritual or sensual, makes any difference.”