"Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Memorable Quotes #Terrorism Quotes #Oblivion Quotes

“And anything worth dying for”
“Human pride and egoism always create divisions, build walls of indifference, hate and violence. The Holy Spirit, on the other hand, makes hearts capable of understanding the languages of all, as he re-establishes the bridge of authentic communication between earth and Heaven.”
“My attitude is that if you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength.”
“I'm singing the music publisher's theme song - it ain't a commercial.”
“We do not earn or deserve the love of God; we already have it.”
“A man improves more by reading the story of a person eminent for prudence and virtue, than by the finest rules and precepts of morality.”
“The Olympics start on Friday, and Russia is implementing the most intensive security in Olympics history. During the games, the government will monitor every email, every social media message, and listen in on every phone call. In fact, people are even comparing Russia to the United States, that's how bad it is.”
“It'd make a wonderful change to have the leader of a pluralist democracy who acted on that, who told people just how tough things are going to be, just what's going to have to be done - and, maybe, ran all the risks on the side of honesty, rather than spinning stories and trying to win the headlines every day.”

Source : "Interviews With Michael Bloomberg, Madeleine Albright". "GPS" with Fareed Zakaria, transcripts.cnn.com. November 2, 2008.

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