"If men could get pregnant, abortion clinics would be like Starbucks - two on every block and four in every airport. And the morning-after pill would come in different flavors like sea salt and cool ranch."

-- Nasim Pedrad

#Morning Quotes #Block Quotes #Men Quotes

“Thereâ€™s something about seeing an adult you knew in childhood that makes them marginally vulnerable to you, and vice versa. Thereâ€™s also something comforting in thinking that if they made it this far, relatively unscathed, then maybe you didnâ€™t turn out half bad either.”
“Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously”
“There's always beauty, if you know where to look.”
“If by now you're a little confused, don't be too hard on yourself. Life is confusing, and anyone who claims that she has all the answers has probably uncovered the wrong ones.”

Source : Kirsten Miller (2011). “Kiki Strike: Inside the Shadow City”, p.231, Bloomsbury Publishing USA
“Among the humble and great alike, those who achieve success do so not because fate and circumstance are especially kind to them. Often the reverse is true. They succeed because they do not whine over their fate but take whatever has been given to them and go on to make the most of their best.”

Source : "Say Yes to Life: A Book of Thoughts for Better Living".
“I do not believe in the art which is not the compulsive result of man's urge to open his heart”
“To me, charity often is just about giving, because youâ€™re supposed to, or because itâ€™s what youâ€™ve always done â€” or itâ€™s about giving until it hurts.”
“One moment of magic, or one big moment to capture the match.”

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