"I only come to life when there are people watching."

-- Red Skelton

“I always wanted to have a fragrance, and I always wanted to be able to connect with people in ways other than through film.”
“I've been fit and I've been fat, and fit is better.”

Source : Susan Powter (1994). “The Pocket Powter: Questions and Answers to Help You Change the Way You Look and Feel Forever”, p.24, Simon and Schuster
“The universe is almost like a huge magic trick and scientists are trying to figure out how it does what it does.”
“It struck him as a bit unfair that, at the age of eight, he should have manifested the same sense of solitude that haunted him at forty-three.”
“Teach me to feel that Thou art always nigh; Teach me the struggles of the soul to bear; To check the rising doubt, the rebel sigh; Teach me the patience of unanswered prayer.”

Source : George Croly (1851). “Scenes from scripture: with other poems”, p.13
“When my son will be born, my first goal will be for him. The rest, will be as always for my grandmother.”
“If thereâ€™s a magic pony in the story, chances are Iâ€™ll read it.”
“I've never met a successful pessimist.”

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