"I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Weekend Quotes #Pie Quotes #Pecans Quotes

“There’s only one subject for fiction or poetry or even a joke: how it is. In all the arts, the payoff is always the same: recognition. If it works, you say that’s real, that’s truth, that’s life, that’s the way things are. ‘There it is.’”
“Why had I wasted all my time pretending to be someone I wasn't? I was tired, so very, very tired of standing on my own brakes. I felt...right. I felt free.”
“We become brave by doing brave acts.”
“The religious instinct will never be replaced by law or even philanthropy.”

Source : Hugh Reginald Haweis (1875). “Speech in Season”, p.4
“Yes, it's true, I have bought a helicopter. I really like it. I can't fly it, but I plan to get a licence one day.”
“If the universe is meaningless, so is the statement that it is so. If this world is a vicious trap, so is its accuser, and the pot is calling the kettle black.”
“Perhaps the only limits to the human mind are those we believe in.”

Source : Willis W. Harman, Institute of Noetic Sciences (1988). “Global mind change: the promise of the last years of the twentieth century”
“I fear the carnival of crime is beginning on our border.”

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