"I'm somewhat socially inept. Slide me between two strangers at any light-hearted jamboree and I'll either rock awkwardly and silently on my heels, or come out with a stone-cold conversation-killer like, "This room's quite rectangular, isn't it?" I glide through the social whirl with all the elegance of a dog in high heels"

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Source : Charlie Brooker (2009). “Dawn of the Dumb”, p.320, Faber & Faber

Charlie Brooker

#Dog Quotes #Light Quotes #Rocks Quotes

“It's man's to fight, but heaven's to give success.”
“My imagination can picture no fairer happiness than to continue living for art.”
“Childhood, catching our imagination when it is fresh and tender, never lets go of us.”
“Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.”
“Go forward, knowing that you are greater than the challenges of your time.”
“Movies are a medium of expression like a symphony orchestra...or a painter's brush and canvas.”
“Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.”
“Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.”

Source : Moby Dick ch. 3 (1851)

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