"Most minds think from A to B to G to O, or hold goals and ambitions to keep them going."

“I was deeply distressed that the cartoons were seen by many Muslims as an attempt by Denmark to mark and insult or behave disrespectfully towards Islam or Mohammed.”

Source : "Rasmussen 'to give Turkey senior posts in Nato'" by Bruno Waterfied, www.telegraph.co.uk. April 6, 2009.

“Book your life choices in advance the same way you would book flights, car rentals, hotels, and excursions. Figure out early on in your career whether you intend to be financially independent or marry a rich man, join the ranks of the professional elite or be the stay-at- home type, postpone having children or find part-time employment. Then fasten your seat belt and sit tight as you watch your trajectory veer off course.”

“I was never afraid of failure. I realized that I was responsible for my own success and that every day offers a new beginning and I was confident in my ability to improve.”

“I still credit Adrian Lester with being one of my biggest influences.”

“Motherhood has been an exercise in guilt.”

“It's less a matter of looking the other way than of closing our eyes to what we can't stop from happening.”

“Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.”

Source : Lewis Grizzard (1995). “Life Is Like a Dogsled Team . . . If You're Not the Lead Dog, the Scenery Never Changes: The Wit and Wisdom of Lewis Grizzard”, Longstreet Press

“Right Jo better be happy old maids than unhappy wives or unmaidenly girls running about to find husbands.”