"Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing."

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Source : Lewis Grizzard (1995). “Life Is Like a Dogsled Team . . . If You're Not the Lead Dog, the Scenery Never Changes: The Wit and Wisdom of Lewis Grizzard”, Longstreet Press

Lewis Grizzard

#Thinking Quotes #Dancing Quotes #Making Love Quotes

“I stress that I am not attacking Friends of the Earth, Greenpeace, and the environmental movement in general. They have done some good work overall. I am merely pointing out that they can, and are, used to promote the New World Order, mostly (though certainly not in every case), without their knowledge.”
“The environment is where we all meet; where all have a mutual interest; it is the one thing all of us share.”
“Offspring, the due performance on religious rites, faithful service, highest conjugal happiness and heavenly bliss for the ancestors and oneself, depend on one's wife alone.”
“When the heart is won, the understanding is easily convinced.”

Source : Charles Simmons (1852). “Laconic Manual and Brief Remarker”, p.236
“God knows what each one of us is dealing with. He knows our pressures. He knows our conflicts. And He has made a provision for each and every one of them. That provision is Himself in the person of the Holy Spirit, indwelling us and empowering us to respond rightly.”

Source : Kay Arthur (2009). “As Silver Refined: Learning to Embrace Life's Disappointments”, p.68, WaterBrook
“Usually when you hire more engineers, you actually don't get that much more done, you actually sometimes get less done.”
“When your body is your instrument, it needs maintenance and it needs to be held in a certain way. That's a universal thread, whether you're an athlete, a dancer, an actor or a singer. It's all about maintaining your body because that allows you to do what you do.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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