"Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog."

-- Rita Rudner

#Dog Quotes #Towns Quotes #Los Angeles Quotes

“I am never less alone than when alone.”
“I'm going to do whatever I have to do to help a New Yorker, whether it's a girl on the street or a tenant in a housing development.”
“Sometimes you watch one of your favorite shows from 20 years ago and you think, 'I'm loving this, but golly, it's going at the speed of a snail.'”
“Prior to my election, young Cherokee girls would never have thought that they might grow up and become chief.”
“I've begun to appreciate the generational patterns that ripple out from our lives like stones dropped in water, pulsing outward even after we are gone. Although we have but one childhood, we relive it first through our children's and then our grandchildren's eyes.”
“It was in 2003 that I realised there was no choice but to have dialysis treatment - by the time of the World Cup that year, I could barely walk. A year later, I finally had a kidney transplant.”

Source : "First & last: Jonah Lomu". Interview with Nick Green, www.theguardian.com. May 7, 2006.
“That's okay. You an be selfish with me all you want. I'm yours.”
“I saw Gabriel, like a maiden, or like the moon amongst the stars. His hair was like a woman's, falling in long tresses...He is the most beautiful of Angels...”

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