"I don't think every joke has to be so dadgum cerebral. I mix it up really good, because that's the kind of humor I like. I like the goofy one-liner type stuff."

-- Larry the Cable Guy

#Thinking Quotes #Stuff Quotes #Goofy Quotes

“To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.”
“Nothing profound ever happens in your life when you remain in your comfort zone.”
“Ronald Reagan was an actor. Not at all a factor, Just an employee of the country's real masters. Just like the Bushes, Clinton and Obama, Just another talkin' head tellin' lies on teleprompters. If you don't believe the theory, then argue with this logic: Why did Reagan and Obama both go after Gaddafi? We invaded sovereign soil, goin' after oil Takin' countries as a hobby paid for by the oil lobby, Same as Iraq and Afghanistan. And Ahmadinejad sayin' they comin' for Iran...”

Source : "Killer Mike: R.A.P. Music" by Evan Rytlewski, www.avclub.com. May 15, 2012.
“There's lots about politics I don't feel comfortable with. To talk about the politics of future ideas is impossible in soundbite form.”
“Hood films now are made by studios and have nothing to do with the reality they supposedly represent.”
“The civil rights movement was based on faith. Many of us who were participants in this movement saw our involvement as an extension of our faith. We saw ourselves doing the work of the Almighty. Segregation and racial discrimination were not in keeping with our faith, so we had to do something.”
“I am more of a suspense writer. A mystery writer solves mysteries. I am a high suspense writer.”
“Training and development: The best development programmes change the way people see themselves”

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