"The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open."

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Groucho Marx

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“Wherever people are in their evolution, they start to come into that hope and feeling like they are okay, that they're going to be okay.”
“I certainly think I'll end up writing about America in some form. I've taken plenty of notes. I like America very much.”
“You have an inner prosperity guide: your intuition. When you begin to pay attention to it, it will lead you to this truth - Abundance is your birthright.”
“Are you ready for some puppies?!”
“God was happy without humans before they were made; he would have continued happy had he simply destroyed them after they had sinned; but as it is he has set his love upon particular sinners, and this means that, by his own free voluntary choice, he will not know perfect and unmixed happiness again till he has brought every one of them to heaven. He has in effect resolved that henceforth for all eternity his happiness shall be conditional upon ours.”
“I've been saying all along that my biggest fear is that someone would program a machine to give a wrong answer. If that were to happen, the machine would still work fine - we just wouldn't know it.”
“While traveling our separated roads through life, we are also either road signs or potholes on the roads of others.”

Source : "Cellar Door", Vol. 12(2), p. 50, Spring 1985.
“How is it possible that a being with such sensitive jewels as the eyes, such enchanted musical instruments as the ears, and such fabulous arabesque of nerves as the brain can experience itself anything less than a god.”

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