"We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt."

-- Bobby Farrelly

#Hurt Quotes #Feels Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“I don't really listen to music.”
“God is a good God, and that he's on our side, and that he has great things in store and I believe that as we receive the forgiveness that Christ came and was born and died to give us, then we can live a great life.”
“God has made sleep to be a sponge by which to rub out fatigue. A man's roots are planted in night as in a soil.”
“If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.”
“My teacher has a reading problem. He can't read my writing”

Source : Leopold Fechtner “Encyclopedia of Ad-Libs, Crazy Jokes, Insults and Wisecracks”
“My generation had Doris Day as a role model, then Gloria Steinem--then Princess Diana. We are the most confused generation.”
“Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”
“The rest of my days I'm going to spend on the sea. And when I die, I'm going to die on the sea. You know what I shall die of? I shall die of eating an unwashed grape. One day out on the ocean I will die--with my hand in the hand of some nice looking ship's doctor, a very young one with a small blond moustache and a big silver watch. "Poor lady," they'll say, "The quinine did her no good. That unwashed grape has transported her soul to heaven.”

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