"I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process."

-- Bill Engvall

#Believe Quotes #Want Quotes #Thongs Quotes

“I never wear sneakers. I don't feel comfortable in them.”
“I always tried to watch the pitcher and his complete windup from the moment he had the ball in his glove all the way through his motion, and tried to follow it all the way out of his hand, all the way to home plate.”
“The language of literature is the language of all the world. It is necessary to divest ourselves at once of the notion of diversified vocal and grammatical speech which constitutes the various tongues of the Earth, and conceals the identity of image and logic in the minds of all men.”

Source : George Edward Woodberry (1920). “The Torch, and Other Lectures and Addresses”
“A lot of the times when I've auditioned for parts in America, the answer is, 'Sorry, we need a bigger name.'”
“What the eye does not see, the heart does not rue”

Source : Peter Shaffer (2011). “Equus”, p.25, Simon and Schuster
“Opportunities and choices. When a person makes a heart wish, that wish resonates through the currents and things will happen to give the person an opportunity to make the wish come true. Like a hand offered and accepted.”
“When the world wants too much And it feels cold and out of touch It's a beautiful place When you kiss my face from The Woman In Me”
“Any country where I am not bored is a country that teaches me nothing.”

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